ophir training was really bad yesterday.

I was the spectacular star of the afternoon.

we had to hold on to a bamboo,look down ,then spin ten times.

after i did that,I had to walk back.
but instead of walking back,I stumbled abit to the right before gracefully falling on my ass.

The ophir group then erupted into laughter.

OH! WOE IS ME!

after falling I actually closed my eyes for a few seconds,hoping that maybe a lighting bolt would strike me or maybe a boulder will drop on my head killing me instantly.
but,no such luck.

I thought these things only happened on TV.
I wasn't sure if I was in a drama or a movie.

khai, of course,called me drunken lady and BOEING 747 (are you serious?!?!)
he also did a few re-enactments of the "crash".
very charming ,khai.

-sigh.

Isn't it weird how these kind of things always seem to happen to me?
would i go on with life,still doing embarasing things and losing my dignity along the way??

ahh nevermind.

at least SOME people got entertained. *cough*khairul*cough*

should I talk about the dog and bone forfeit?
nah.

anyway today's training was pretty uneventful.
sir rama's briefing made mt. ophir sound even more scary and dangerous than I thought it was.
brilliant.
BUT STILL,i am looking forward to the trip.

played time crisis 3 again with hafiz at the arcade.
if you want to blow all your money in a fast and fun way,the arcade is the place to go.





NEW subject: ellyana.

ellyana very rudely interrupted my nice dinner by smsing me "I shud salute you."

ME: err why?

Ellyana: you did a good job.didnt you?

ME:err with what?

ELLY:making a fool out of me.

What fresh hell??,i thought.

ME:Really?can you please be more specific?

Elly:didn't u put loudspeaker wen tokin 2 me..didnt u read ou ma msgs..n oh ya 2 think u need help 2 reply ma msgs..tot u were gd enuf

here we go again,off to the land of the terminally insane and astonishingly dim.
also known as, ellyanaland.

obviously all that she is saying is 100% bullshit.

because,
1. My phone doesnt have a loudspeaker.

2.people wanted to read her msgs so i lent them my phone.

3.I DID NOT seek help.joey did ask me to put one sentence in the msgs but I did not put it in.

ME:why would my reading out your msgs make you a fool?are you ashamed of your own words??( points 1,2,3 included).

Elly:hei gurl,why would i be ashamed of my own words.in fact im proud of it.and i do think before i speak.

ME:Oh then.how can i make you a fool?if you're so proud of your words..why would my "reading out your msgs" make you a fool?oh haha,by the way,who told you all those crap? looks like you've been lied to. Amazing. you think before you speak but you still get your facts wrong. I can only imagine what happens when you don't think before you speak.

30 long mins later.

Elly: oh wen i don tink b4 speaking i will say that 'erica is a fucking fool who needs 2 get a bloody life..'u nw wat..m jus wasting my msges on u..at 1sti tot u r worth my msges but come to tink of it..ur not coz ur nothing!!ohh ya!..1 advice 4 u.get a bloody life..or shud i say..get a life of ur own.

my my.
there are many things wrong with this message.

1.spelling. (now before anyone says "that's called style",yes it is a style also known as a bad style.william hung is a perfect example.)

2.she says I am nothing. what is wrong with her??who is she to call me nothing?!what achivements can she possibly that she can call me nothing??one word, stupidity.

3. notice how she completely doesn't mention how she falsely accused me.

4.she asks me to get a "life of my own".erm.what???what??? IS it even possible to share a life with somebody??one word,stupidity.

5.she says she will stop wasting her msgs on me.hmmmm.she also said that the day before yesterday.is that just a lame excuse to back out of the argument without saying sorry??

Eventually she apologised,even though she said "oh sowie sowie sowie,that's what you want rite.sowie sowie..enuf lah i want to sleep."

LOL!!!

and she still continued to sms me after that.
so much for sleeping.

HOWEVER,this is not entirely ellyana's fault.
someone obviously lied to her.

-sigh.

I have a vague idea who it is.

Liars should be shipped to a god-forsaken island so that they will not complicate things and make big problems for everyone.

I am an absolute failure.
FAILURE!!

We were supposed to do four out of the five questions at section C (science paper).
If you are one of those idiots who do ALL five,they will only mark the first four questions and ignore the last one.

Of course,I am one of those idiots.

ANDandAND the last question turned out to be about the MENSTRUATION CYCLE which I knew so much about (I ought to,im a girl).
the first question was about electrolysis shit which I anyhow tikam tikam.
WAH LAU!!!BUAY TAHAN!!!
I have just waved a sorry farewell to B3 for science.

My conversation with serene after science test went something like this:

Serene:eh..which of the four questions did you do??

Me:HAH?Aren't we supposed to do all.

Serene:only four what...

Me:HAH?!?!ARE YOU SURE?!?!?!

Serene:errm..yah.

Me:ARGH!!DAMMIT!!!WHAT THE @#$%!!!

Serene: (in that haiyo-why-you-always-say-the-F-word tone) ohh-kayy....

Somebody slap me,please!

My teachers have told us about the people who do extra questions.
I have always mutterd "Idiots.." under my breath while they tell us how they get low marks because of their stupidity.

IS THIS RETRIBUTION?!?!

After bitching for a few days,I have now decided to embarass myself PUBLICLY to redeem my sins.

well,I went rollerblading just now and since I haven't done that for like a year,my braking skills have sorta rusted.
While I was rollerblading,I came upon this super-steep slope and i remembered the good old times when I could go down the slope without breaking any bone in my body.
Me,of course,the stupid over-confident dumbass,decided to go down the slope.
HAH!
you can guess what happens next.
I found myself going down the slope 2km per hour and UNABLE to use the damn brakes to slow down.
of course I fell.

and i actually rolled abit.

THAT is not the worst part!!!

when I looked up,I saw Jay Jay/J.J?? extending his hand to me (neighbour).
I actually stared at his hand for a few seconds before it went into my brain that he was actually trying to help my sorry ass up.
I could tell from his expression that he was trying not to laugh, and from the corner of my eye,I could see his girlfriend snickering away.

why the earth didn't just swallow me up is just way beyond me.

I think I need to lie down.

well,im at safra again.
spyware has just engulfed my computer.
dad says he'll get to it soon.
haha.
yeah right.
soon as in ten years from now.


ANYWAY..........

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION!!

Does your school have the rule that says

"If a person picks a fight with you,don't fight back,come and complain to us afterwards.If you fight,you will get suspension/detention"

yes,that's right people.
repeat after me.
"DON'T FIGHT BACK!"

so...let's say a bully sees you and decides to make you a personal punching bag because you are small/insignificant/nerdy/geeky/stupid,your common sense tells you of course,to run.
You run away as fast as can.
BUT!
you forget that your attacker has calf muscles the size of rugby balls and he catches up with you 4.7856 seconds later.
you should now pray.
because being the good student that you are,you absolutely refuse to kick your attacker's balls so that you can make a getaway.
Instead,you follow the rules and let him punch until you become a miserable piece of life-form.
after your attacker goes away,you crawl to the general office with your broken nose(possibly your broken neck too)and hope that you spot a teacher so that you can complain.

what a stupid scenario,i say.

trust my school to come up with something like that.

OH OH!!

did i tell you about the time mr. tan discussed the school's electricity and water bill with us during afternoon assembly??

actually,the presentation was called "Energy and Water Conservation".

BUT!

mr tan just droned on and on how our school's bill went up last year.

oh wait,he did tell us to "conserve energy and water" once.

how ultra omega dumb.

oh yeah,someone also brought a laser yesterday.
you know,those laser-pointer thingys??
so that person who brought the laser thingy(i think it was alia) kept pointing it at ms. chan's shirt.
AND..let's call her J shall we?
J was laughing.
yes,laughing.
hey,maybe i don't have a sense of humour but WHAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY ABOUT A RED DOT ON A PERSON'S SHIRT?!?!

ooh look!
a red dot on her shirt.
how so positively funny!!
ooh now it's moving!!
HAHAHAHheheheeheeHAHOHOHHO!!
why don't we all give a hearty laugh together,shall we?

HO HO HO!

shall i roll my eyes in a really rude manner?
i think i shall.
*rolls eyes*

ANYWAY..
chinese test was well,hard.
i couldn't even understand the comprehension.
oh well.
looks like im gonna fail again.